I saw a vision of the incident 3 weeks earlier: TB Joshua

The founder of the Synagogue Church of all Nations, Prophet Temitope Joshua, has claimed that he saw a vision of the incident that killed at least 115 persons in the church guesthouse.

The victims, mainly South Africans, died when a six-storey guesthouse belonging to the church caved in on September 12.

The embattled clergyman, who said he knew something tragic was to befall his ministry, noted that he prepared his parishioners on how to handle the tragedy.

In a statement posted on the SCOAN’s official Facebook page, TB Joshua warned his critics against accusing him of failing to foresee the disaster that befell his ministry.

“For those who are outside the Lord, they would not know. When you are outside God, you will not know what I am talking. When you are outside the light, you cannot understand what I am talking about. For the three weeks before the incident, if you heard my message and sat down, you would know I was giving you a vision and prophetic word on how to handle the situation at hand. Trials and tests are for our belief. I go by the directives of God,” TB Joshua claimed.

Accusing his critics of being “used by Satan,” the televangelist said they were just out to “disturb” the faith of his local and international members with “negative words.”

According to him, all the “Satanic agents” criticising him over the circumstances surrounding the incident, would soon “suffer for it.”

Since none of his critics is unable to help him raise the victims from death, TB Joshua argued that they should stop rubbishing his ministry or risk paying dearly for it.

Those who could not stop what happened (building collapse), he said, should be “careful of their tongues” as “anybody can go for it.

“I have been on this journey for 27 years. Do you think God can close His eyes and rubbish everything here? They are asking God to bring more evidence of whether He is the one who called me. Warn everyone to be very careful. This issue at hand is a delicate issue.

“People are using this to gain money and friends. This is a warning. Whatever people want to write let them write; they will be the ones to read it. I said our God would get back to them. He has started somewhere. He is coming. If your brother is involved, unless he can resurrect the people who died, he will join them. If you can resurrect the people who died, you can go free.

“The servants, the people who sent them; the people who heard the stories all around and those who want to use it for themselves and to disturb my spirit, you may likely join them. Be careful. To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Let us be very careful with our tongues,” he warned.

Urging those questioning his calling not to sway his followers, he added that they should extend love and affection to the victims and relations of those involved in the tragedy.

The prophet insisted that the 115 victims were martyrs, adding that their relations would see the continuation of the work of God “they died and suffered for.

“Your responsibility is to the victims and the relations of the victims and martyrs of faith. If you say you are born again, wherever the victims and their relations are, wherever the relations of the martyrs of faith are, look for them. Let them know you are praying for them. What you eat; let them eat it.

“What you wear; let them wear. What you have on your table, let them have it on their tables, too. Share what you have with them – your love, prayer, affection and strength. Share it with them at this time. This is what we call ‘born again’ – my pain is your pain. Your joy is my joy.

“The multitude of people who claim to be with T.B. Joshua in prayer – if the same people turn to the families of the victims and martyrs of faith, don’t you think life would be better for them than before? Join them; look for them, as many other things they are doing now,” TB Joshua added. – Ghanaweb.com

Man arrested after catching wife having s_ex with a policeman

A local man claims he was arrested to keep him away while his wife had hot s_ex – with a policeman!

He said the first time he was arrested the cops claimed his wife accused him of assault. He said he was sent home in the early hours of the next morning without being charged.

The 33-year-old from Luthuli Village near Kwamhlanga, Mpumalanga said he and Zodwa Mabasa (27) were married in 2007.

Mandla said it was a happy marriage until his wife began acting strangely last year.

“When I returned from work I wouldn’t find her at home. She would return late at night. When she was in the house, she would argue and storm out,” he said.

One night in March, after she stormed out, Mandla followed her.

“I caught her and a cop in uniform having sex in a car parked in the street. I confronted my wife about her cheating, and it became a big fight. A few days later cops arrived and arrested me. They said I assaulted my wife. In May, cops arrested me again. I was again released without being charged. I returned home to find my wife had taken everything and left,” he said.

Zodwa denied cheating with a cop. She said she left as Mandla was abusive.

Brigadier Selvy Mohlala said Mandla should see the station commander and lay a complaint.

Snake that looks like a penis causes stir

Snake that looks like a penis causes stir

A creature discovered by engineers building a dam in the Amazon is a type of caecilian, a limbless amphibian that resembles an earthworm or as some are noting, part of the male anatomy. The ‘penis snake’ has caused stir as its photos can easily be mistaken for a ‘hungry’ penis.

The animal was discovered while draining a portion of the Madeira River – a major tributary of the Amazon – for a controversial hydroelectric project. Six individuals were found according to biologist Julian Tupan, who identified the species as Atretochoana eiselti.

Little else is known about the species, although it is thought to be aquatic and lacks lungs, breathing through its skin instead. Other individuals have been found near the mouth of the Amazon, more than 2,500 km away.

Caecilians are typically predators, feeding on small fish, worms, and other aquatic invertebrates. They have poor eye-sight and navigate primarily though smell.

Atretochoana eiselti is the largest known caecilian, attaining a length of 81 cm (32 inches), or more than twice the size of the next-largest known species.

Atretochoana eiselti’s population status is unknown, but the area where it was most recently discovered will soon be impacted by the Santo Antonio Dam near Porto Velho in Rondonia. Environmentalists have criticized the project, noting it will flood rainforest and require degazetting a section of national park.

Brazil is currently in the midst of a dam-building spree in the Amazon, with 30 dams on tap for 2020. Ecologists warn the dam-building activity could affect fish migration and nutrient flows through the Amazon basin.

Women shocked as men with all shapes and sizes of manhoods strip and run naked

WOMEN were in shock and kids were talking about the size of the men’s ‘anacondas’.

It happened when cops allegedly ordered some men to strip and run naked through Sophiatown zone 3 in Tembisa, Ekurhuleni on Friday.

“The kids were saying one guy has a big thing and another one a small one. We couldn’t believe what was happening,” Lucia Moshoeshoe (55) said.

Angry Thobane Mtungwa (24) said he was with his friends when Rabie Ridge cops raided his place.

“They ordered us to lie down and we did what they wanted. They came looking for drugs but didn’t find anything. They told us to strip naked so they could see if we were hiding drugs in our bums. When they couldn’t find drugs they told us to lie on top of each other. One cop said that’s how we rape women,” Thobane said.

The police then allegedly told the men to run around completely naked.

Thobane and his five friends, Mduduzi Sithole (23), Tshepang Qwabe (21), Nkosana Mahlangu (29), Xolani Masekwana (24) and Lucky Khumalo (18), said the cops should have arrested them if they did something wrong.

Nkosana said: “The police humiliated us. People in the kasi no longer look at us in the same way. We tried to open a case of harassment but the same cops turned us away.”

Gauteng police spokesman Captain Kabelo Marumo advised the men to visit the station commander at Rabie Ridge to lay a formal grievance so that an investigation can be done into their claims.

He added that the registration number provided by the men, is not part of the SAPS fleet.

Shocking Woman turns into a Snake during Sex

A troubled man is hunting for double cleansing after his wife of three years confessed that they never had sex together as during the night she left him sleeping with a snake.

Luthando Makhwelo allegedly made the revelations before her husband Pilot Madziridzo when he ordered her to join his church.







It is reported that Madziridzo and Makhwelo had been married for three years and were not blessed with a child. Madziridzo, troubled by their childless marriage, reportedly ordered his wife to join his church after the prophets had told him that his wife needed deliverance.

“I go to a certain Zion church and at first I was reluctant of this child issue as my wife had made me believe that we are not in a hurry of having children. During Easter, I attended a church conference in South Africa and prophets told me to take my wife to church as she needed deliverance and was the one responsible for our childless marriage,” said Madziridzo.

He revealed that when he returned home, he told his wife about the prophecy and suggested that she joins his church, but she refused. The couple reportedly stopped talking to each other for days and one night the woman asked her husband to promise that he would not divorce her, no matter what she told him.

“I was eager top hear what she wanted to tell me and therefore I promised never to dump her no matter what. She then told me that she knows her problem as she was not a real woman. She told me that we have never has sex together as at night she changes into a snake and does not really know what her grandmother did to her before she died,” said the visibly shocked Madziridzo.

The man added that his wife failed to explain what really transpires at night as she broke down and confessed that she had gone against her grandmother’s instructions.

“It seems when her grandmother died, she told her the family secrets and that she was not supposed to get married as she was the family’s ancestral spirit (idlozi). I was shocked and did not even want to spend another night under the same roof with her so I just moved out to my brother’s place. On the following day i returned in the company of my brother, but she refused to discuss the issue and that is how our marriage ended,” he said.

Makhwelo reportedly took all the property and moved out of the house they were renting in Pumula South. When reached for comment, the woman did not deny the allegations.

“He rushed to the newspapers. It is unfortunate that I cannot tell you where I am staying or comment on what you are asking as that is intruding into my privacy,” she said.